but its a dry heat...

ahh i've been gone for a while. lets start of with friday the 15th

friday- janeese came over. we laughed, we cried (minus the crying part). she baked me cookies (best cookies in the world) then we went to visit mykel frey cuz it was his birthday. saw josh. said star wars. good times with that kid in mr. howard's english class. than janeese and i went to panda express, picked up some food and went back to my house. we laughed, we cried (minus the crying). it was good. than she left. wish reminds me she has my FAVORITE cd of all time "DAWN OF VICTORY" by rhapsody. its the best cd known to man kind. you should listen to it. so after janeese left i packed for havasu. we left for havasu at 10. i listened to metalpod all the way down. it was good

saturday-still listening to the metalpod. arrived at havasu at four in the morning.

people in havasu:
taylor
blake
neil
my siter
my mom
my dad
my grandma
my grandpa
taylor's puppy mojo :)

taylor and neil have the bright idea of taking the buggy out for a spin

yes, this my friends is a dune buggy

so our dune buggy is old and crappy. and if you don't know it, yer not gonna be able to drive it. its not forgiving and its not easy to drive. its manual transmission is a behotch. its mean to you. on top of that it was only running on about 3 cylinders, so if you weren't going over a certain rpm the engine would load up, flood, and stall. so the over confident neil and taylor set out for a great journey, with no water, no cell phones, and with no knowledge of the ol dune buggy. which is stupid, especially when it was 124 degrees out (no joke). so i warn them, and as they pull away after stalling, the buggy surges forward as the transmission catches. i knew they were destined to stall in the middle of the desert. and guess what kiddos, it happened. a few miles out in the middle of the friggin dessert away from any houses the engine loaded up, the buggy stalled, rolled back, got stuck in the sand. for twenty minutes they tried to start it. so they decided they'd walk back. on the way over taylor lost her shoes, and soon passed out. neil carried her on his back for who knows how long. by some miracle there happened to be an old lady who lived in a house away from everyone. neil found the house and busted open the sparklets bottle and sprinkled water on taylor. then he busted down the door and him and the old lady dialed 911. a helecopter came and picked up taylor. her temperature got up to 106 and i guess she was like within 30 mintes of dieing. if the ladies house wasn't there the next house was about an hour away. and if neil would have passed out instead of taylor, they both wouldn't be here today.

sunday- taylor is still in the hospital. neil is sort of traumatized. he didn't really talk much this day

monday-dad leaves. the dune buggy is finally found out in the middle of you guessed it, nowhere. its retrieved YAY! blake, neil and i drove the buggy to the point and we fished for hours. caught nothing. but it was good male bonding time. we had much fun.

tuesday- i think i discovered the magical beach this day. it was a beach made of clay. yes kids clay. if you go towards the dam there is clay diposists in the cliffs surrounding the water. in this place the clay was actually in the water. the sand was made out of clay. IT WAS MUSHY MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. anyhow so i got there by jet ski. and i explored. i was there by myself and so i was lookin around and the hills by the clay beach were solid clay. except for veins of CRYSTALS! woo-hoo so i broke some crystals out. they would have been cool. but i lost them. o well. you'll have to come with me to havasu next time, (reader)... yes reader, i'm talking to you. you should come with me next time and we can harvest crystals and sell them. and be the richest people alive

wednesday- carved our names in the same rocks from last year.... my initials broke off... but blakes were still there

thursday- tay tay came back!

friday- idunno

saturday- dad came back. went to london bridge. ate lots of hawaiin shaved ice. saw some boobies. most of them were gross. you only see the good ones around holidays... ha

sunday- packed up.. went

yes that concludes my trip. thank you to the people who egged my house on monday and tuesday. my dad just cleaned it off. he heard you guys on tuesday too. and i can gaurantee that the next time you do anything to my house that you will get caught. and my dad will chase you, and stab you with a rusty knife.

well today i have an ear infectioin. my ear hurts. woo hoo

bye for now